Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard by now that the next bachelorette is going to be… Britt AND Kaitlyn.
That’s right, there’s going to be 2 bachelorettes. Confused yet? Well, according to Chris Harrison, the night is going to start out with both ladies trying to finagle the attention of 25 men. Whomever the men like best will stay and be the next bachelorette. The other lady? Well, she gets another knotch on her bedpost of rejection.
Seriously though, that’s going to suck. First, Chris the farmer turns you down. Next, 25 random men turn you down. That’s A LOT of rejection all at once. A LOT. Nervous breakdown territory for most women. I’m curious how the loser is going to recover from that. I mean, if 25 random men desperate enough to compete with each other on national television for your attentions don’t even want you, who will?
So who am I rooting for? I can’t decide. Honestly. It could go either way. On one hand, you have Britt, who ABC desperately wants you to believe is prettier than Kaitlyn. But, she’s also only in it for the fame. Come on, she was in a music video prior to being on the bachelor and she conveniently didn’t mention that. She also just irritates me. Anyone that falls in love that quickly and is that much of a flip-flopping mess is probably just faking their entire existence. I want her off the TV, ASAP.
On the other hand, Kaitlyn also irritates me. The first thing she said to Chris when she stepped out of the limo was something about plowing her field. Classy. The fun continued when she took her bikini bottoms off on one date and constantly said some ridiculously dirty things to him on the Kimmel date. I’m sorry, but the entire nation doesn’t need to know how easy you are. That’s great that you’re into casual sex – please leave it in the fantasy suite. Kaitlyn made me glad I watched when my kids were asleep – I did NOT need my 5 year old repeating anything that came out of her mouth. Definitely not a lady.
Given that the 2 bachelorettes are my #1 and #2 least favorite contestants from the season, I’m not sure that I’ll be watching. Hopefully the next bachelor is better.